Daily Bee: Nonsense and Rumors

ISMANING, GERMANY - MARCH 23: Jürgen Klopp attends the presentation of the MagentaTV team for the FUFA World Cup 2026 at DMC Production Germany GmbH on March 23, 2026 in Ismaning, Germany. (Photo by Alexander Hassenstein/Getty Images) | Getty Images

Here at Fear The Wall, we have four writers assigned to cover the Daily Bee and it often boils down to us fighting over scraps of news to talk about. If Adeyemi is linked with an exit on Tuesday night, I’m scooping that up for my Wednesday Daily Bee and leaving Sean or Paul with nothing but leftover Jadon Sancho rumors. It’s a cutthroat cycle that leads to anguish, hate, and likely all of us being replaced by AI in a few weeks. Today, that cycle ends.

Instead of stealing Paul, Sean, or Zac’s baseless rumors to report on, I’ve decided to make my own baseless rumors.

Borussia Dortmund Nonsense:

• Emre Can is linked with a shock move to RB Leipzig. Red Bull Global Czar of Sports, Jürgen Klopp, came out and said “Of course we want Emre, Redbull always needs more cans”.
• Mahmoud Dahoud is set to leave Frankfurt at the end of this season and publicly announced that “I am coming for Felix Nmecha’s spot”. Accordingly, Dahoud’s agent has already begun posting homophobic Instagram stories on the players behalf to show that he actually can fill Nmecha’s spot.