Football Daily | Burnley moonwalk back down without Scott Parker

CLARETS AND BLUE

When Scott Parker led Burnley out of the Championship and into the Premier League last season, he did so with a side showcasing the kind of defensive resilience more readily associated with a medieval fortress, although with more expensive haircuts and less reliance on cauldrons of boiling oil. His team lost just two of their 46 matches, were unbeaten at home, kept a quite remarkable 30 clean sheets and notched up a combined total of 20 1-0 wins and scoreless draws. So while attending one of their games was about as exciting as reading an air-fryer instruction manual, they were devastatingly resolute. To nobody’s great surprise, they were immediately installed as the white-hot favourites to go straight back down before a ball had even been kicked.

Fast forward nearly nine months and the Burnley fortress has been repeatedly bombarded and breached, its ramparts razed to the ground and left in so many piles of smouldering rubble after proving little or no match for the preposterously-expensive Premier League siege-engines. Already consigned to the drop, the Clarets have won just four top-flight matches this season while conceding goals at a rate of two a game. On Thursday morning, the club announced that Parker had left the club despite having a year left on his contract. “[Scott] and the board held discussions and mutually agreed that his time at Turf Moor would conclude,” droned a statement. “The club would like to place on record its sincere thanks to Scott for his professionalism, dedication and contribution. He leaves with the respect and gratitude of everyone connected with Burnley football club.” A member of Parker’s staff, Michael Jackson, has been appointed interim head coach and will oversee the remaining steps of Burnley’s moonwalk back into the Championship.

“It has been an immense privilege to lead this great club over the past two years,” parped Parker, who has now masterminded three promotions and two relegations during a six-year career as a head coach. “I have enjoyed every moment of our journey together, but feel that now is the right time for both parties to move in a different direction.” While the direction one of those will move in is already set in stone, Parker’s future looks far less certain. He is unlikely to emulate his predecessor by being being handed the reins of an elite European super-club – or even Chelsea – as his reward for promoting and then relegating Burnley across two seasons. An undeniably excellent Championship manager, he has yet to earn his Premier League stripes despite his penchant for wearing Thom Browne 4-Bar jackets on the touchline. Indeed, given his undeniable knack for getting teams promoted from the Championship, Parker seems like the ideal candidate for the recently vacated Burnley job.