Liverpool 0, PSG 2 (Agg 0-4) Match Recap: Here Lies Liverpool, They Never Scored

Q: What was the final score of the Liverpool vs PSG match on April 14, 2026?

The final score was Liverpool 0, PSG 2.

Q: Who scored the goals for PSG in the Champions League quarter-final against Liverpool?

Somesportswashingprick scored both goals for PSG in the match.

Q: What was the aggregate score of the UEFA Champions League quarter-final between Liverpool and PSG?

The aggregate score was 0-4 in favor of PSG.

Q: Where did the Liverpool vs PSG match take place?

The match took place at Anfield in Liverpool, England.

LIVERPOOL, ENGLAND - APRIL 14: Hugo Ekitike of Liverpool holds his ankle as he appears to be injured during the UEFA Champions League 2025/26 Quarter-Final Second Leg match between Liverpool FC and Paris Saint-Germain FC at Anfield on April 14, 2026 in Liverpool, England. (Photo by Michael Steele/Getty Images) | Getty Images

Liverpool o – 2 PSG

Reds: N/AParis St-Germain: Somesportswashingprick 73’, 90’

Pre-Match

I just hope this doesn’t go 120 minutes.

So after rolling out a 5-3-2 for the first time all season last week (and getting stomped), we’re rolling out a 4-4-2 for the first time this season. COOL.

And some asshole PSG fans made a commotion during the moment of silence for the commemoration of the Hillsborough disaster. OK, now I’m ready to twat these pricks.

First Half

The first quarter of an hour goes by fairly uneventfully, though the game is being played at a frenetic pace. Liverpool, obviously, are trying to make a hash of things, and PSG are trying to kill the contest. While neither have created much in these early stages, PSG look far likelier to score (no surprise there).

Welp, Hugo Ekitike went down in a heap without any contact, grabbing his ankle. Looks bad. Probably his Achilles. And he’s being stretchered off. Salah comes on for him. Probably not how Salah wanted to come on for what will likely be his last European night at Anfield.

Salah nearly gets an assist as soon as he comes on, but it leads to a goal line scramble that is somehow not bundled over the line. COME ON FOOTBALL GODS, GIVE US SOMETHING. Pricks.

The half ends 0-0. Unlike the first match, Liverpool are not getting completely run over by PSG. That said, they’re doing little to actually overturn the deficit from the first match, but I guess baby steps or something.

Second Half

Gakpo and Gomez come on to start the second half for Isak and Frimpong. Might as well plant the white flag at the center circle while you’re at it. On the other hand:

Well, Liverpool have started this half on top, and nearly created a breakthrough from a Kerkez backpost run. Please make me eat my words for once this season, you pricks.

ALEXIS MAC ALLISTER WINS A PENALTY FOR LIVERPOOL FOR REAL FOR REAL.

Wait? What the actual fuck?! VAR overturned what appeared to be a stonewall penalty. Mac Allister just got barged over in the box, and then he decides not to give it?! And if you really want to send your conspiracy brain into overdrive, they didn’t show the VAR replay that the ref was watching.

Then Joe Gomez goes off for Rio. And. What? What is even happening?

Ah, after an incredible 30 or so minutes from The Reds, PSG score completely against the run of play. What a sucker punch.

Anfield starting to clear out as the minutes tick down. The Anfield leaving early during a European knockout. Sickening. Not blaming the fans, by the way.

And the fans who left early were rewarded by not seeing PSG score a second in stoppage time.

Final Thoughts

If you play 25 minutes of good football out of 180, this is what happens. Plus, you know, it would’ve been nice to have scored a goal or two during those 25 good minutes. At least Hugo is out for the rest of the season. Wait. That’s also bad. Hmm. Well, I guess this was just a shit night all around.