THE GOLDEN BOY | OPEN THREAD | MAY 15, 2026

TL;DR

Kylian Mbappe is hailed as the 'chosen one' by Uncle Flo during a recent ceremony, emphasizing his significance in the team. The article features an open thread for discussion among fans.

Key points

Kylian Mbappe is called the 'chosen one'.
Uncle Flo praised Mbappe during a golden boot ceremony.
The article includes an open thread for fan discussions.

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BOARD HIERARCHY

I’ve said it here before and i’ll say it again. Kylian Mbappe is and has been the chosen one. Uncle Flo said it during his golden boot ceremony in front of all the other players and he has said it again, this time, in front of the whole world just 2 days ago.

Before Vinicius Jr was, Mbappe is. Our club has been targeting Mbappe for years before the world even knew who Vini Jr was as vini was on his way to Barca for 25 MIL, mind you, before we came and hijacked the deal by paying double for him. Vinicius time to win the ballon d’or has come and gone, albeit not in his favor in the Bd’or,but he has a FIFA The Best award to show for his peak era here. Now our club will start pushing Mbappe as numero uno for individual awards, regardless of if Vini and his camp likes it or not.

MBAPPE ERA

As the Vinicius era winds down in a pile of hot dung form and unfortunately despicable moments individually and collectively, the Mbappe era has also simultaneously begun, searing past the hot dung of the last 2 structure-less seasons. Whilst Vini is looking for Mbappe money with blood and hot poop on his hands, Mbappe is looking to further establish himself in the upper echelons of Real Madrid history, alongside the likes of Cristiano Ronaldo. By breaking and matching records set by the greats of our club. Whilst Mbappe will continue to go on to do great things for himself and our club, Vinicius continues to end great things about himself for our club and even for his fans of which i am one of them. A very critical and disappointed one.

MOVING ON

With all of that being said, arda must stay and a complementing attacker must be brought in. otherwise we keep struggling with this lot.

Q&A

Why is Kylian Mbappe referred to as the 'chosen one'?

Kylian Mbappe is referred to as the 'chosen one' due to his exceptional talent and the recognition he received during a recent ceremony led by Uncle Flo.

Who are the moderators of The Daily Merengue?

The moderators of The Daily Merengue are Valyrian Steel, Ezek XI, KungFuZizou, NeRObutBlanco, Felipejack, and Juninho.

What was the context of Uncle Flo's comments about Mbappe?

Uncle Flo made his comments about Mbappe during a golden boot ceremony, highlighting Mbappe's importance to the team in front of other players and the public.