The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News and Links for Wednesday, May 13

TL;DR

Harry Kane's Bayern Munich has clinched the Bundesliga title, overshadowing today's focus on European leagues. The article also hints at upcoming music themes and links to Tottenham Hotspur news.

Key points

Harry Kane's Bayern Munich clinched the Bundesliga title
Tottenham Hotspur struggles with attacking quality
José Mourinho negotiating to become Real Madrid manager

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MUNICH, GERMANY - MAY 06: Harry Kane of FC Bayern Munich applauds during the UEFA Champions League 2025/26 Semi Final Second Leg match between FC Bayern München and Paris Saint-Germain at Football Arena Munich on May 06, 2026 in Munich, Germany. (Photo by Alex Grimm/Getty Images) | Getty Images Good morning everyone. Why is there a photograph of Harry Kane in the hoddle today? Good question. Today’s hoddle was supposed to be about a look around Europe, where hoddle hq looks at the other leagues around the European continent. It wouldn’t surprise you to learn that Harry Kane’s Bayern Munich clinched the Bundesliga title long ago. It’s late here, and I have no interest in digging up statistics or working out the tables for the leagues in Spain, France, Italy, Sweden or elsewhere. So where does that leave today’s hoddle? “pfff,” I say. PFFF! I won’t spoil a future *Fitzie’s Film and TV Reviews*, but I spent the evening watching a film that requires a significant amount of time to digest. I dunno, I’m trying to figure it all out. We’ve got a bit of a punk theme going on in the Track of the Day this week. I think it’s worth checking out. Monday is an exception because we recognised five months since Bob Weir’s passing. Tuesday was The Slits. We have The Adolescents today. Tomorrow is another throwback punk band that are a lot of fun. On Friday we have one of my favourite bands today, but I don’t wanna spoil it. Otherwise, Hull City are playing Southampton in the playoff final (if Soton aren’t disqualified). We’re waiting on Leagues two and one. ***Fitzie’s track of the day: Amoeba, by The Adolescents*** **And now for your links:** ****: “ have finally found conviction, but are still hindered by their lack of attacking quality” ****: “Mourinho in final negotiations to become Real manager”

Q&A

Why did Harry Kane's Bayern Munich win the Bundesliga title?

Harry Kane's Bayern Munich clinched the Bundesliga title due to their strong performance throughout the season.

What is the significance of Tottenham Hotspur's attacking quality?

The article discusses how Tottenham has found conviction in their play but is still limited by a lack of attacking quality.

What are the latest updates on José Mourinho's managerial position?

José Mourinho is reportedly in final negotiations to become the manager of Real Madrid.