The one-dollar 2026 Bowman card we should all be buying

The one-dollar 2026 Bowman card we should all be buying

Remember last year, when your pal J.R. Fickle tipped you off to future Yankees ace Cam Schlittler — with the caveat that he had no real cards… but would soon? And then he basically was awesome before his first card came out, leveling the playing field for all those non-Mail Day readers?

Let’s try this again.

Bowman Draft isn’t the most attractive set for investing in cards — being described casually as “Bowman paper” doesn’t exactly ooze cardboard sexiness. But there is a pitcher in the Dodgers system who has his first card in the upcoming set and NOBODY is on him, despite the double-banger of having fantastic stats and — potentially — the most compelling story of the season.

Patrick Copen is a 6’6”, 220 lb, 22 year-old starter for the Tulsa Drillers, LA’s Double-A affiliate. He currently has a 3.31 ERA, 1.26 WHIP, and 46 strikeouts in 33 ⅔ innings. He was the Texas League Pitcher of the Month in April. He is an elite strikeout machine — last year he struck out 152 batters in 117 ⅔ IP.

And he was permanently blinded in one eye two seasons ago.

In 2024, Copen was hit in the face by a line drive. He lost vision in his right eye from the injury. A year later he was back on the mound. He hasn’t missed a step as far as his stats go, although he told MLB Network he had trouble checking runners on second base. Fabian Ardaya wrote a fantastic story about him last year for The Athletic. There’s storyline gold here. And the fact that his prices in breaks or singles on eBay are still low mean that people haven’t caught on yet. He’s not a top prospect, but maybe he should be. Still, we use that to our advantage as collectors apparently haven’t done their homework.

There are, as always, a couple caveats. Keith Law projects Copen as a reliever. And he’s in the Dodgers system, which is already blocking things with possibly seven starters for a six-man rotation.  But hey — anyone can be traded at any given time! And Keith Law has probably been wrong before. We haven’t checked but…

Copen’s card should be one you want. He’s put up near-elite minor league numbers, he’s a member of a prestigious organization, and he has a backstory that would make your Alysa Liu cards wilt in its presence.

I would like to take a moment to shout out the Jose Rijo 1994 Stadium Club card.

I stumbled upon it during one of my white rabbit pursuits and man. What a great card.

Also we forget that Rijo basically lost five seasons at the end of his prime because of two Tommy John surgeries and other arm issues. He was borderline studly before that and has one of the more tragic runs of bad luck in junk wax history. But the twist is that he came back after those five seasons and had a couple more years of decent relief outings.

For those of you following my months-long PSA/GameStop saga — it has come to an end. Predictably, it did not go well.

To bring everyone up to date: Three months ago I dropped off two cards — a Lauren Betts autographed rookie and a Trey Lance autographed rookie (yes, back in February the gamble was Lance would sign on as a starter somewhere) — at GameStop just to see how that process would go. Last week I got an email that they were ready. I was expecting an 8, hoping for a 9, and would love to have gotten a 10.

Both cards graded out as 6s.

I’m going to crack them open and send them to TAG. Or CSG — they were an awesome experience for me. Or SGC — they were also an awesome experience. I’m not a grading noob; I know these cards were in good enough shape to send in. I just picked the wrong company.

Also, GameStop still smells weird. And it doesn’t open until noon, so I had to kill time at Wal-Mart, TJ Maxx (don’t get me started on the state of men’s low-cut socks), and Target for two hours, foolishly assuming they opened at 10am like a normal store.

If you read this newsletter regularly, you know I have little good to say about PSA. So this mini-rant shouldn’t be a surprise. But I have now gone through even their most obscure grading process and it was, predictably, an annoying waste of money.

Two 6’s!!!