Game 43: Miami Marlins at Minnesota Twins

More tWINNING please! | Jesse Johnson / Imagn Images

First Pitch: 6:40 PM
TV: Twins.TV
Radio: TIBN, WCCO 830, The Wolf 102.9 FM, Audacy App
Know Yo’ Foe: Fish On First

Oh boy:

You said they were as good as any team in hockey,
Should be seeded higher, but their path is rocky:
They beat up on the Stars, the team that placed in second,
But now they’ve got the Avalanche, and challenge has beckoned:

Winning?
Or will they
Slow?
Lately they’re
Losing,
And though they’re cool, we’re hoping they’ll go:

MN Wild,
Won’t you beat on Colorado tonight?
Take the ice,
Let the series be an interesting sight.
If your season now bins,
Then we’re stuck with the Twins:
MN Wild,
Won’t you keep the season going,
Get the fanbase crowing tonight?

Drop the puck and swing your sticks,
Extend to Matchup Number Six,
But if you lose and travel home,
We’ll wish we had the Dome.

MN Wild,
Won’t you beat on Colorado tonight?
Take the ice,
Give the Avalanche the frostiest bite.
Though our baseball ain’t hot,
They’ll be all that we’ve got:
MN Wild,
Won’t you win the current matchup,
Make the Avs play catch-up tonight?

Oh, I hope this team can slap home the puck,
But I fear they might be all out of luck,
And at Target Field is where we’ll be stuck:
They suck? Oh, *be polite now*

Oh, I hope this team can slap home the puck,
But I fear they might be all out of luck,
And at Target Field is where we’ll be stuck:
They suck? Oh, *I said, be polite now*

MN Wild,
Won’t you beat on Colorado tonight?
Take the ice,
Bring it back, and battle forth in the fight!
Oh, I hope this team can slap home the puck,
But I fear they might be all out of luck,
And at Target Field is where we’ll be stuck:
They suck? Oh, *so much for politeness…*